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leupagus:

fogbreaker:

pigeons are so dumb I love them so much

"dumb" my ass, you’d do this too if you could

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catasters:

"Boss Fight? Your Turn, Human…"

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soloontherocks:

chowchowmotherfucker:

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants

pros: you won’t want to kill yourself

cons: you might want to kill yourself

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HTTYD 2 DragonsToothless

The most feared and terrifying Dragon in the world is the Night Fury. Only few is documented about this dragon. Speed: Unknown. Size: Unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance; hide and pray it does not find you. 

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huffingtonpost:

This beautiful tourist garden is filled with plants that could kill you. 

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tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

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ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

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ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

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matteleven:

It’s crossover time!! ATTACK ON TARDIS?!… maybe not.
Anyway, I love the anime ‘Attack on Titan’ and my jacket arrived so I had to try this 
Can you imagine the 11th Doctor trying to use 3D maneuver gear, haha!
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Cosplay by me

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professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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Photo credit: Imgur, Pinterest

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romoon:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

More :]

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whistling-as-time-goes-by:

brightestcrayons:

ask-the-great-kingdom-england:

kimiknowsallthesecrets:

britneythewriter:

Professor McGonagall welcomes new students to Hogwarts Tumblr.

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Let’s think in which fandom they will end

Hermoine would be in the Sherlock fandom, all those smarts and deductions.

Ron would go to Doctor Who. It’s as weird as his family and hey look, he’s ginger.

Harry would belong to Supernatural, fandom of the self-loathing idjits with daddy issues

this post is so accurate I just gaped at it for like 12 seconds

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

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